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Christ, the worst is when they bitch and moan about things that nobody can change. Yes, we are all aware that floods are horrible, petition the Admiral about it instead of bothering me.

Shutting the fuck up is something they could change. The Admiral is more likely to stop the floods. I saw, once, someone put up multiple paragraphs of text. I don't believe there's anything that deserves that. [He absolutely had not read it.]

Oh my God, I hate the people who monologue. Just shut up! Nobody's going to listen to you ramble on for multiple paragraphs unless they really love you.

[ says the person who also monologues. ]

I can't entirely agree. I do hate people like that [he hates a lot of types of people, so it doesn't really stand out], but it can be useful at times. I'll listen to them talk long enough to get behind them.

So, why do you want to known when Envy's up?

Because he and Johann are friends, even if Johann won't admit it. We're paying a hospital visit.

Play date to socialize the children, is it?

He's not in the hospital. I'm keeping him in my room for the moment. [He sighs.] You can come over if you want.

Let's be honest here, both of our children desperately need socializing.

I'll shoot you a message when we're ready.

If the Admiral is making this choice based off my success with the last immortal brat dropped on me, I'm going to need to write a petition.

[He waves a hand, pulling out a cigarette.]

Whenever.

Unfortunately, immortal brats are a specialty of the Barge.

The gods already made me legal guardian of one.

At least this one can shut up for any length of time.

Not only an immortal but a talkative one? My sympathies.

[ Dorian you are literally describing yourself. ]

I don’t have feed this one, either.

[His tone isn’t fond. Just because Goku is the person is the person he cares about most in the world doesn’t mean he’s going to go around sounding fond.]

Hopefully this one is just a month, not going on seven years.

If it helps, I don't think there's been an inmate here for seven years. All the annoying hanger-ons who should have left by now are wardens.

Though I think the most annoying has left already.

I'm not staying here a life time. So there's that.

[So it will always be less time.]

There can always be a new most annoying person. [It's like his version of optimism, almost.] But who did you think was the most annoying?

Lark, [ said with zero hesitation. ] He was a holier-than-thou asshole who played favorites, acted like he owned the Barge, and rushed people into life-changing decisions without giving them much time to think about it. Also, he was a fucking lawyer and never could turn off the corporate bullshit.

[A sign of decent judgement about who's annoying.] I can't stand that shit. I have a policy of not dealing with lawyers. It hasn't steered me wrong yet.

They're the fucking worst, [ Dorian sighs, like he's the most oppressed person in the world. ]

I'll try to adopt that policy myself—it seems like it'll be good in the end.

I'm not without sympathy for them. [He's basically without sympathy for most people.]]

I can overrule them back home, I'm sure they don't like that.

Honestly, if you can inconvenience a lawyer and ruin his day, I'd say do it as often as you can. It's a civil service!

I've never been one for public service.

I take it as it comes.

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